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05/24/2013 02:46 AM
Military Moms: A Bond Borne From Shared Loss
Two mothers whose sons were killed during the first Gulf War talk about how they became friends after their sons' death. The last 22 years would have been tough without the friendship, because, as one tells the other, "what's in our hearts we share."
05/23/2013 04:09 PM
Why You Have To Scratch That Itch
Itch can be a useful warning sign, or a maddening symptom with no cure. But the origins of itch have long been a mystery.Scientists think they've come closer to understanding the origins of itch in a molecule that makes mice scratch like mad.
05/23/2013 11:31 PM
Bridge Collapses In Wash. State; People, Cars In Water
TAn unknown number of people and vehicles are in the Skagit River, and rescue crews are looking for them. The bridge collapsed at 7 p.m., but the reason is unclear.
05/23/2013 08:19 PM
Jury Deadlocks On Jodi Arias Sentencing
The jury that convicted her of first-degree murder earlier this month in the brutal killing of her ex-boyfriend were unable to decide whether to give the death penalty.
05/23/2013 06:40 PM
Srinivasan's Confirmation First For D.C. Circuit In 7 Years
The partisan war over judicial nominees has accelerated in recent years. It took nearly a year to win Senate confirmation for Sri Srinivasan to the important federal appeals court for the District of Columbia, though he had no formal opposition.
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05/23/2013 10:58 PM
Franklin Graham: How the IRS targeted my religious charities
Franklin Graham: How the IRS targeted my religious charities

Rev. Franklin Graham: IRS targeted us


05/23/2013 10:59 PM
The IRS, pleading the 5th, passing the buck and Obama
The IRS, pleading the 5th, passing the buck and Obama

Gingrich on Lerner, IRS, Obama


05/23/2013 10:32 PM
Sen. Rand Paul: Obama's speech is a 'misdirection campaign'
Sen. Rand Paul: Obama's speech is a 'misdirection campaign'

WH avoiding the scandals?


05/23/2013 09:27 PM
Is the administration mastering the art of evasiveness?
Is the administration mastering the art of evasiveness?

Lois Lerner can invoke the Fifth?


CNN.com - Top Stories
05/24/2013 01:38 AM
Scouts' vote sends confused message
John Sutter says the organization's vote to allow gay and lesbian Scouts but not leaders is illogical and continues to teach discrimination to its young members.

05/23/2013 02:55 PM
Coburn: No, I don't oppose tornado aid
Sen. Tom Coburn says, despite what some reports say, he agrees with FEMA funding for tornado relief, but if it runs out, he will stick to his policy.

05/23/2013 08:29 PM
Will New Yorkers want a Mayor Weiner?
Errol Louis says even with ideas, the shamed congressman--and Park Ave. denizen--may have a tough time selling himself anew as a middle class champion to a city and its media

05/23/2013 07:39 AM
Don't blame Apple, blame the tax code
Will Marshall says Tim Cook was grilled about Apple's tax practices but the real culprit is a dysfunctional tax system.

05/23/2013 06:47 AM
MJ was called 'freak' before deal
A top AEG executive referred to Michael Jackson as "a freak" and another called him "creepy" just hours before their company signed the pop icon to a huge concert deal.


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05/23/2013 07:45 PM
Mike Smith, Las Vegas Sun
Cartoon by Mike Smith PUBLICATION DATE: Thu, 23 May 2013


05/23/2013 01:00 PM
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Cartoon by Tim Hartman PUBLICATION DATE: Thu, 23 May 2013


05/23/2013 11:30 AM
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Cartoon by Tim Hartman PUBLICATION DATE: Thu, 23 May 2013


05/23/2013 11:03 AM
Adam Zyglis, The Buffalo News - Sheriff Howard
Cartoon by Adam Zyglis TITLE: Sheriff Howard
PUBLICATION DATE: Thu, 23 May 2013


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05/24/2013 02:35 AM
CBS Fall 2013: 'Intelligence' Extended Trailer Evokes 'Chuck' For Grown-Ups
Late the other day CBS released a complement of extended trailers from its Upfront presentation, replacing the limited versions shown to those outside the actual events. Noticeably missing from the extended lineup was a full trailer for Josh Holloway’s sci-fi-esque spy thriller ‘Intelligence,’ but now CBS has delivered the full preview of the ‘LOST‘ star’s [...]
05/24/2013 02:34 AM
Marvel's 'Avengers Assemble': Producers Explain Movie Tie-In, Plus New Clip!
Earlier this week we caught our first real look at Marvel’s forthcoming animated series ‘Avengers Assemble,’ which replaces prior series ‘Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes’ as the animated Marvel universe’s tie-in to Joss Whedon‘s blockbuster film. While ‘Avengers Assemble’ clearly evokes the movie of its namesake, what do the producers have to say of its connection [...]
05/24/2013 01:24 AM
'Hannibal' Review: "Trou Normand"
‘Hannibal’ serves up another course with its ninth episode of the series, “Trou Normand,” as Jack and Will’s pursuit of a gruesomely artful killer (Lance Henriksen) takes an increasing toll on Will’s psyche, while Abigail Hobbs (Kacey Rohl)’s decision to write a tell-all book threatens the relationship between she, Hannibal and Will. Last week’s ‘Hannibal’ [...]
05/23/2013 11:37 PM
'Anger Management' Review: "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
‘Anger Management’ continues on its 90-episode, two-year run with its 29th overall episode “Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic,” as Martin plays matchmaker with Charlie and Jen, confusing Kate, while Nolan helps Ed cope with his anger issues. Last week’s episode “Charlie and the Break-Up Coach” saw Charlie inadvertently advising Jen to become Patrick’s life [...]
05/23/2013 08:23 PM
'Sons of Anarchy' Season 6 Adds 'The Shield's' CCH Pounder As…
‘Sons of Anarchy‘s’ Kurt Sutter has a rich history of casting stars from such series as ‘Deadwood’ and his old stomping grounds ‘The Shield,’ as today he added another big name to the list. Former ‘Shield’ star CCH Pounder will appear in the upcoming sixth season with an important new role to the boys of SAMCRO, [...]
05/23/2013 07:29 PM
David Boreanaz, Minka Kelly, Tom Felton and More Go 'Full Circle' for DirecTV
Well, this is an unexpected turn! No, former ‘Angel’ star and current ‘Bones‘ lead David Boreanaz hasn’t decided to leave the long-running FOX series behind, but rather the angelic star has signed on with a host of others for DirecTV’s trippy new Neil LaBute series ‘Full Circle.’ Also starring Minka Kelly, Kate Walsh, ‘Harry Potter‘s’ [...]
05/23/2013 06:17 PM
Syfy's 'Helix': David Slade Directing 'Battlestar Galactica' Creator Ron Moore's New Series
We’re excited for former ‘Battlestar Galactica‘ head Ron Moore to get back into the Syfy game with the buzzy new horror series ‘Helix,’ and today the cable network has given us yet another reason. Fresh off his work on NBC’s ‘Hannibal,’ film and TV director David Slade will helm the pilot episode of Syfy’s ‘Helix,’ [...]
05/23/2013 05:30 PM
2013 Memorial Day Weekend TV Marathons: Our Guide to What to Watch
For those who hate the outdoors and going on “family outings,” we’ve got plenty of stuff to help you waste some glorious couch time this Memorial Day weekend. There are tons of movie and TV show marathons planned, so sit back, grab your remote and relax — and let us help you decide what to [...]
05/23/2013 05:00 PM
The Wrap Up: The First Clip From 'Monsters University' is Here!
ScreenCrush wraps up the latest in movies and TV you might have missed. Today, watch the first clip from ‘Monsters University,’ rejoice at a ‘Macgruber 2′ updates and gaze upon new posters for ‘World War Z,’ ‘The Conjuring’ and ‘Hatchet 3.’ - A new clip from ‘Monsters University’ has arrived! - Oops! Here are some [...]
05/23/2013 04:30 PM
8 'Arrested Development' Spinoffs We Want to See
Like everyone else, we’re all super-excited about the return of ‘Arrested Development‘ on Netflix this weekend. We just can’t wait to see those lovable Bluths again, as well as their ragtag gang of assorted friends, classmates, lovers and lawyers. But is one extra season really enough? Don’t those wacky supporting characters deserve their own turns [...]


The Great Adventure
A Novel From The Creator Of The Rusty Goat
Excerpt from Nineteen Seventy Something
"Well, she doesn't listen to Barry Manilow...and she never tells me she's late on her period." I held back a grin.
"Of course not...SHE'S not giving you any!" Her back remained turned to me.
I sat there silently, holding my tongue. A smile spread across my face as I patiently waited for her next wave of over-reactions to come. Less than a minute had passed when Julie Ann whirled around and faced me.
"She's not giving you any, is she?" Sparks flew from her eyes as I looked at her, struggling not to laugh.
"Fine! I'm going to bed!" She stormed out of theNineteen Seventy Something
From: You can't go to bed in my bed! You have to be home in an hour!"



Rodney Strange, The man behind the Rusty Goat



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05/23/2013 11:34 PM
Amanda Bynes Arrested After Allegedly Throwing a Bong Out Her Apartment Window
Amanda Bynes, Twit PicAmanda Bynes appears to have moved beyond lashing out via Twitter. The 26-year-old starlet was arrested tonight in New York after allegedly throwing a bong out of her Midtown apartment...

05/23/2013 11:12 PM
Selena Gomez Grabs Dinner With Jaden Smith in London—See Her Out With Justin Bieber's Buddy
Selena Gomez, Jaden SmithWhy so camera-shy, Selena Gomez? The 20-year-old singer was spotted grabbing dinner at Hakkasan in London tonight with 14-year-old Jaden Smith, who happens to be good pals...

05/23/2013 10:30 PM
Jessica Simpson Puts Beverly Hills Home on the Market for Close to $8 Million—Take a Peek Inside
Jessica Simpson, Beverly Hills HouseJessica Simpson is ready to say goodbye to her Beverly Hills pad. After recently moving her growing family into Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's former Hidden Hills, Calif., home, E!...

05/23/2013 10:02 PM
Carrie Underwood Donates $1 Million to Red Cross for Oklahoma Tornado Relief
Carrie UnderwoodThis week's tornado in Oklahoma hit close to home for Carrie Underwood. The Sooner State native has donated $1 million to the American Red Cross to help with relief...

05/23/2013 09:48 PM
Sienna Miller Out With Daughter Marlowe, While Fiancé Tom Sturridge Hangs With Andrew Garfield
Sienna Miller, MarloweAnother adorable mother-daughter photo of Sienna Miller and Marlowe has come to our attention. The actress and her 10-month-old daughter were photographed strolling in New York City...

05/23/2013 09:28 PM
Morgan Freeman: Sleeping During His Interview or Testing "Google Eyelids"?
Morgan FreemanMorgan Freeman has given a million-dollar explanation regarding the gradual closing of his eyelids during an early-morning interview yesterday. "I wasn't actually sleeping,"...

05/23/2013 08:54 PM
Jennifer Aniston Plays a Sexy Stripper: 5 More Stars Who've Taken It All Off in Movies
We Are The Millers, Jennifer AnistonIn case you hadn't heard, Jennifer Aniston plays a stripper in her latest film, We're the Millers. But the fit-as-a-fiddle actress is hardly the first A-lister who's...

05/23/2013 08:30 PM
Save Me: Save It or Sink It?
Save MeNBC's new comedy series starring Anne Heche is called Save Me…so will you? Heche plays Beth, a Midwestern housewife who almost chokes to death on a sandwich (who hasn't had...

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05/24/2013 01:01 AM
Psalm 1:1-3
Blessed is the man who walks not in the counsel of the wicked, nor stands in the way of sinners, nor sits in the seat of scoffers; but his delight is in the law of the LORD, and on his law he meditates day and night. He is like a tree planted by streams of water that yields its fruit in its season, and its leaf does not wither. In all that he does, he prospers.
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05/23/2013 11:54 PM
Amanda Bynes Arrested in NYC After Tossing a Bong Out Her Apartment Window
The Amanda Bynes saga took another bizarre turn late Thursday night, when the troubled actress was arrested in her NYC apartment — after throwing a bong out the window of her apartment on the 36th floor. TMZ reports a neighbor of the 27-year-old Bynes called the cops about a “disorderly person,” and when the officers [...]
05/23/2013 08:10 PM
Amanda Bynes Is In a Cult, Kanye West and Kris Jenner Both Have Boyfriends, Scott Disick Isn't Mason's Father + More in This Week's Tabloids
We read Us Weekly, National Enquirer, Star, Life & Style and In Touch this week, and we did it for you. So you can take that off your calendar. You’re welcome. Here’s what we learned: Channing and Jenna are ready for their baby, Kris Jenner was caught making out with her money, Paris Jackson knows [...]
05/23/2013 07:00 PM
Steven Tyler, Paula Abdul, Lena Dunham + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 23) celebrities lost instruments, worried about porn, studied toilets, spit platitudes and pigged out. First up, you don’t have have to learn about toilets. Bill Gates is doing it for you! I’ve been learning a lot about toilets. Why? I recently explained @nasciences: b-gat.es/Zb6vTc ow.ly/i/2auFt — Bill Gates (@BillGates) May 23, 2013   [...]