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Goat Joke of the Day
One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!"

He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He
hears it again.

So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a goat staked on a chain by the side of the house. Thinking to himself this is very strange, the only other living thing here is that goat.

So he says to the goat, "Did you say that?"

The goat answers "Yes I did."

So the burglar asks, "What's your name?"

The goat says "Clarence."

The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his goat Clarence?"

The goat laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' "

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