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GOAT JOKE OF THE DAY

Goat Joke of the Day
This goat walks into a bar. Then he sits down and orders a beer.

The bartender, amazed that this goat can actually talk, gives him a beer.

The goat says, "What do I owe you?"

The bartender stops and thinks for a moment.

"Even though this goat is smart," thinks the bartender, "he probably hasn't been in many bars."

So the bartender says, "That'll be ten dollars."

The goat forks over the money and starts drinking his beer.

After a few minutes, the bartender can't restrain his curiosity, so he walks back over to the goat and tries to strike up a conversation.

"You know, we don't get many goats in this bar."

The goat looks up from his beer and says, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised."

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Rusty Goat's Goat Jokes

Why goat jokes? Well judging by my name, it stands to reason that I might be fond of the animals...and they are very funny little critters. I've spent years rounding up every goat joke I could find...even made a few up myself! I gotta admit, there is a sense of satisfaction in knowing I have the best collection of goat jokes anywhere...read these jokes and laugh! Texas Goat - Goat Care

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