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The best collection of goat jokes on the planet!
Why goat jokes?  Well judging by my name, it stands to reason that I might be fond of the animals...and they are very funny little critters.  I've spent years rounding up every goat joke  I could find...even made a few up myself!  I gotta admit, there is a sense of satisfaction in knowing I have the best collection of goat jokes anywhere...read these jokes and laugh!
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Goat Joke of the Day
The Setting: A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking
to a young man.
Old Man: "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that
fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by
stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do they
call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder?"
"Nooo.."
Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do
ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me
own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labor, for
eight days. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder?"
"Nooo..."
Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to
sea. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can
see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it
board by board. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder?"
"Nooo..."
Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no
one is paying attention. "But ya screw one goat... "

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